Warning Sarcasm inside.
Well, the solution is simple. Just drink 3 pints of coffee like I did today and vupti, you will speak faster and move faster (mostly due to excess caffeine making you Wobble like a star)
People will be mindblow by the amount of information you can deliver in 10 seconds, they will understand nothing as their minds will be reeling and think you are really smart. Even when that is not really the case. So, elevate your cup of coffee and go pitch 😀
PS: You might start stuttering while drinking this much coffee. I have noticed that oddity in myself. Probably because the increased speed, you might stumble over words. Also, 3 pints is an exaggeration.
Happy Administrator 