How to deliver alot in your 10 second elevator pitch

Warning Sarcasm inside.

Well, the solution is simple. Just drink 3 pints of coffee like I did today and vupti, you will speak faster and move faster (mostly due to excess caffeine making you Wobble like a star)

People will be mindblow by the amount of information you can deliver in 10 seconds, they will understand nothing as their minds will be reeling and think you are really smart. Even when that is not really the case. So, elevate your cup of coffee and go pitch 😀

PS: You might start stuttering while drinking this much coffee. I have noticed that oddity in myself. Probably because the increased speed, you might stumble over words. Also, 3 pints is an exaggeration.

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Interesting Taoist quote

“Fearing that none of you would understand, they [The buddahs] gave it the name Tao, but you must not base any concept upon that name. So it is said that “when the fish is caught the trap is forgotten.” When body and mind achieve spontaneity, the Tao is reached and universal mind can be understood. In former times, men’s mind were sharp. Upon hearing a single sentence, they abandoned study and so came to be called “the sages who, abandoning learning, rest in spontaneity.” In these days, people only seek to stuff themselves with knowledge and deductions, placing great reliance on written explanations and calling all this the practice.”

In Chu Chán pp. 42-43

Sounds like “data compression/decompression” to an IT guy like me. a zip file that was unpacked and the data inside became available. Quotes of great “people” form a greater meaning and issentially the zip file of compressed data. Instantly they understand the world better and rush to reflect on the data accumulated, exactly like in my theory where I write about how they seek isolation. Chinese “I Ching” has something to do with this I believe.

According to other sources, they archieved this “suddenly” or spontaneusly. It was not possible to decompress zip files on purpose. (wu-hsin) (wu-nien)